Six Months On The Hill…

It has now being just over six months since we moved into our new home Tombuie aka The Hoose on the Hill and I do not know where those months have gone!
We are still living in what seems like cardboard city central, I swear the boxes are like gremlins, they just seem to keep multiplying! How everything was crammed into Tulloch, I just do not know!

So, January 7th, we got moved in, but there would have to be a second removal day from Tulloch a few weeks later. A large lorry just would not get up the hill, not something we had given too much thought to earlier on, so smaller loads it had to be.
As I write, I can not actually remember what we did on the first couple of days, I think it was just a case of finding our feet, getting some groceries etc
But before we could unpack all the boxes, we needed some furniture, so we would make one or two trips to Spirit of Wood, which is based near Aberfeldy and they very kindly visited us, helping us plan what would fit where etc and it is at this point, that we would like to thank Conor, Nicky, Craig & co for all their help and patience with our nest building.
We had a list, but it grew slightly on these visits and we added one or two none essential items to it! Including a bar! Yes, we got a Bar!
Now we just had to sit and wait for these items to arrive, due around beginning of April!!

After a few days of been on the hill, it was time to get the poultry moved on to the hill, of course, that meant catching Bruce the Cockerel, but Alistair had a cunning plan and it worked! It had ruffled Bruce’s feathers, but they began to explore and make themselves at home as soon as they arrived and like Moths to light, they discovered the barn.
A couple of weeks on the hill and we would finally get Pet Lamb & co moved over. They travelled in a trailer, out stepped Pet Lamb on to the ramp, but he had to pause and take a good look at what was happening before he went any further.
Out he came, closely followed by Elfie, Geordie & Ghost and they moved straight into the barn which was laid out with fresh straw for them. There they stayed for the rest of that day before they would explore their new home.
And one thing which I did notice, was that birds & wildlife was conspicuous by its absence. This was something we would definitely need to remedy!
Alistair began by getting a feeding station rigged up.

We would then take it easy for a wee while, well, my foot was worse, so I wasn’t really getting out of the house much, and we had our first lot of snow, proper snow, it was magical and it totally transformed our view, breathtaking! And… there was the odd bird beginning to appear at the feeders!
It was then time for me to head back down to Stirling to see a Specialist with said foot.
Back home and I was becoming pretty much housebound and now had crutches to help me get about, mucho fun with snow and dogs I can tell you!
I was looking for things to do, so I decided to do some baking and try out the cooker and also try out some new recipe books.
I would make a Chicken Pie, Marsala was amongst the ingredients, so I would have a glass, other than some highballs, all the glasses were of course packed, so a highball of Sherry it was *hic*
The domestic goddess phase continued and one day I would make an Apple Cake.
Could be eaten hot or cold.
The following day and with a lot of the snow gone, our second removal day from Tulloch was upon us, so the removal guys arrive with loaded van and I asked them if they would like coffee and cold apple cake before unpacking, they of course would.
One said it was alright and the other guy just remarked ‘interesting’ (I noticed he had only taken one bite and the rest remained on the plate), it was at that point, that Alistair walked in, he had called at the shop for milk and picked up a pack of Apple Turnovers too!!!
The Poultry enjoyed the rest of said Apple Cake.
I felt the flame for my new found love for baking rapidly diminish!

FEBRUARY – The fencing of our new to be fields would get underway and it saw us take delivery of our first items from Spirit of Wood EXCITING, now we really would begin to make the place ours.
Also, we had our first storm. Now, that was a time best spent indoors!
February also found me laid up in bed with another virus and I had not felt this poorly for a long time.

On the 24th February, there was no getting off or on the hill. We were living in a real winter wonderland. Cooked Jamie Oliver’s Crazy Pork Burgers for lunch, Alistair had got out the HP SAUCE in preparation for said burgers, I don’t know if it was the look I gave, or the way I was holding the spatula, but he thought better of it! Anyhoo, they were bloody lovely.
It was a great day and the animals seemed to be enjoying themselves.
Just simple happy times.
During all this, I was watching the News daily and looking up Coronavirus.
I said to Alistair, this is not at all looking good, I think we should start getting some stock in the cupboards, as we really don’t have anything.
Do not worry the wise one said, we will be fine…

MARCH – I was still keeping a close eye on the news of this virus as it spread around the world and I knew that I would suffer if it came our way, I made an instant decision, the time had come & I threw down my last cigarette!
The 3rd of March was a cool, but glorious day & my foot was feeling pain free and remarkably normal, I tried on my walking boots and I stepped out and walked! Okay, it wasn’t far, but I got up above the hoose and it felt & was BLOODY BRILLIANT!
Then the weather became pretty dreich, but we were having an amazing show from the Black Grouse. And we were Eagle spotting!
And another cheerful moment amid that weather was our new sofa arriving! This had been an impulse buy (I do a few of those) over the Christmas period, it had said coral for the colour, I was hoping it would be more orange than pink. As the van pulled up, Alistair turned round and said “If this thing is Pink, its going reet back”! The moment of truth was upon us… TTF it was orange, it was sumptuous, it was gorgeous, the lass had chosen well *Phew*!
On the 13th, the wise farmer had suddenly decided that we needed to get some stock in the cupboards! As with most places, we found ourselves picking up the dregs left from the panic buying, we think we bought the last packet of loo roll in Aberfeldy & it wasn’t looking great, but needs must!
On the 16th, we had lost The Terrorist, a full-scale search was on! We found him in a cardboard box!

I would be down to Stirling to see the Specialist again, latest test results were back, basically, the diagnosis was Arthritis, my hand too. I had an autoimmune thing going on, so decision for treatment would be to wait until Coronavirus had eased, as treatment would lower my immune system even more. I was to return to the hill and wait it out for 12 weeks or however long it took, well, there could be far worse places to be and I was very grateful that we had gotten moved! I would not leave the hill again until July!

APRIL – Lockdown activities were as follows… I was doing Jigsaws, Barclay became hooked on Mastermind, The Terrorist would just thieve & chew what he could and Alistair seemed to be just constantly going through boxes in the garage and turning it into a manshed!
What a difference a week later, a burst of sunny glorious weather, fantastic!
On the 13th, there I am, sat inside minding me own business, when I look out to see a pair of Mallards waddling past the windows, I was elated and I would recall a childhood memory of Ducks to Alistair…
When I was a child, I was often helping Dad, one day, whilst feeding our poultry, four Mallards had appeared to feed also, been a child, I asked dad if we could keep them, to cut this short, four had turned over into over forty in two years! That is when my Father said enough was enough. Alistair said how could you end up with over forty ducks? Just wait and see I said.
Come the 20th, I was stood out most nights of the week in search of the Satellite train, I was to be disappointed!
And The Terrorist had taken a liking to me crutches as his latest chew toy!
I had also made the decision this month, that my decision to move over to Olympus was a no longer fitting decision and I would go back to the Nikon fold, it was like welcoming an old friend.
At the end of the month, we sadly lost McDuck.

MAY – The Farmer was absolutely fed up of pushing a small lawn mower! So his new toy arrived.
And I had found some wide fitting shoes I could get on!
We had an absolute fantastic month on the nature front.
Some of the highlights were, Curlew, Cuckoo, Red Kites & Redstart.
Frogs and Toads.
And the different types of Flora was fantastic to see.
The snow on the hills was thawing and there was a different feel about the place.
And two Mallard Ducks were now five.
THEN Wednesday the 27th of May, the saddest day, we lost Pet Lamb, I was absolutely heartbroken.

JUNE – Should have seen my dear friend Fiona & me at Glasgow Green rocking away to the Guns n’ Roses concert, like most people, these plans were obviously cancelled.
Early June and the five Mallard Ducks became eight.
The weather turned sunny and hot, I ordered suncream, aftersun & a fan for the living room.
The following day the rain returned!
And I had another new hobby to take up, I have always wished I could draw/paint, so whilst foot was hindering me from the norm, now was the time to learn. See if I could get away from lollypop trees and spidery suns etc
Lockdown certainly was a surreal situation. We were not seeing anyone other than posties & home shopping, yet it has the feeling of the norm. We clapped for the NHS in silence and via emoji on Facebook.
But, things were easing, which meant activity on the hill would begin to take place.
Furniture began to arrive, Highland Cattle arrived, Sheep arrived, Young Curlew, Chicks would arrive and one of the Mallard Ducks appeared with nine Ducklings!

JULY – The Terrorist turned One!
We now have three lots of Ducks with Ducklings feeding & with the other odd Mallards, I reckon we have hit over twenty! We may even break my childhood record at this rate!
Anyhoo, Alistair is beginning to see how my childhood story soon came about.
Now I had had the idea of wallpapering the downstairs loo, you know, spruce it up a little bit, well, that idea has grown arms & legs and five rooms have had the wallpapering effect now.
It is still like cardboard city central, but, things are really beginning to take shape now, this last few weeks has been a whirlwind and I will be thrilled when we actually get one room done and cardboard box free.

With all this, as well as a new home, it’s also new lifestyle for Alistair & me in the sense that we haven’t spent this much time together before and doing jobs together like moving the sheep etc is probably a comical sight, lots of arm waving, blue air, difference of opinion on how much those Sheep should be fed etc As I apparently feed them too much and why do I need to order several cabbages with each shop.
It is a new chapter in our relationship and a new one for me! I don’t know, but since losing Father, I have sort of lost my way a bit, lockdown has given plenty of thinking time and the fact I need to get back on track, knuckle down with some photography and continue with The Journey.
And now things are beginning to take shape, it is time to share them with you and we look forward to the day we can welcome guests to the hoose on the hill.
– Karen – x






A Squirrel In The Chicken Coop…

A quiet Sunday and McTufty decided it was time for lunch, which meant time to visit Tulloch.
Because it was quiet, McTufty took a good look around, including going into the Chicken Coop!
McTufty fancied a change for lunch, so wanting a lazy Sunday, opted for ground feeding & Sunflower Hearts instead of Peanuts.
But, McTufty wasn’t the only one!
The Chickens had made the same plans.
A new and unusual friendship was soon formed…

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Venturing In …

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And Taking A Look Around

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Who’d live in a house like this?

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Lunch on the ground

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McTufty Keeping A Low Profile, Hoping The Chickens Wouldn’t Notice

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You’re A Funny Looking Chicken!

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Lets Lunch Together & Have a Wee Blether

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Time To Say Farewell for Today…

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…And With A Swish of the Tail, McTufty Was Gone

Basil Fawlty …

Saturday 5th May and another beautiful day break, alas, short lived.

Good Gallery day and the new Galley in the Gallery was launched.

Come 3pm, it was between now and 6pm that tonight’s guests were due to check in. Just before 6pm, Phone rang, due guests …. “Would 7 or later be okay, we’d like to do more sightseeing”! I am ashamed to say that I turned into Basil Fawlty within a split second! And the French girl soon felt my wrath down the phone! We were meant to be going out tonight to the Kirky Bar for Gary’s official opening night. When they arrived, they also wanted to use the kitchen and wanted to checkout before 7am. Basil Fawlty part two came on!

I have been contemplating finishing Airbnb, well, am certainly cutting down bookings and on a whole, we have been blessed with guests, but ones like these really do make me question it and as I said in my review of them, a hotel would have been a better option for them. By the girls own admission, she just hadn’t read the house manual or my welcome message.

Sunday 6th May – What a cold dull one! Then after mid afternoon, the skies cleared and the sun burst. It almost became too warm! Time for a glass of Prosecco (Or two) and to soak up some free vitamin D. Stunning sunset, even our Russian guests took a walk down the glen to view it.

Monday 5th May – Woke at 12.30am, paddled round the house, eventually returning to bed, only then to be rudely woken by the Poodle!

Disappointed to see the sunshine had gone, was colder again and then there was a downpour! Typical Bank Holiday and reckoned it would be a quiet gallery day. Come lunch, out came the sun and what a beautiful afternoon and I was (Pleased to say), wrong about a quiet gallery day, help was needed! Also pleased to say, that the Tulloch menagerie behaved themselves with visitors today.

No idea what’s up with 4G, lack of it is driving me mad!

First Wasp of the season today.

The Galley

The Galley in the Gallery

Chickens Enjoying the Sunshine

Tulloch Sunset

May the 4th be with you …

3rd May – What a beautiful start to the day, blue skies, sun, birds singing and heard my first Cuckoo of the season.

By 7am, grey skies and cold! And it stayed like that for much of the day.

Friday 4th May – Change Over, Ironing, Bread Made, Grocery Shop and The Wee Scottish Gallery Facebook Page all done by 9am! And what another beautiful start to the day.

10am – yep – grey cloud!

Another nonstop day, but more about that in next entry.

In the meantime, please go Like the new Facebook Page … Wee Scottish Gallery

8.30pm and time for tea and then the gravity blanket will soon be calling Zzzzzx

Spring Lambs …

What a manic couple of weeks! And way behind with my journal. It has been nonstop busy! But … the joyous news is … that I have been sleeping! The Gravity Blanket seems to be doing its stuff. I have still woken during the nights, but managed to pretty much fall right back to sleep again. I am nae very good at explaining things, but the gravity blanket is the most amazing feeling. I have my fathers legs , now those of you who know , will know that this is not necessarily a good thing, yet this weighted blanket makes them feel so light and I’ve had no aches during the night from them.

18th April – Saw my first Lambs of the Spring.

Lost me phone in the evening. I’d left it in the Fridge! I know, well, don’t know, so please don’t ask.

Haven’t had a Brambling in the garden this winter, but this morning (Sunday), heard a noise and there was one in the Cherry Tree above the feeders.

Woke in discomfort, this was due to the Poodle & the nest he had made out of me Gravity Blanket. Told him I would look at getting a kennel for him today!!!

Trying to integrate Barclay and others, McQuack nae impressed and puffs himself out at Barclay! Also, think Barclay fancies the Tame Sheep!

Tuesday 24th April 7.30pm – The first Swallow has arrived, but a summer it doesn’t make!

Wednesday 25th The Tame Sheep has it in for McQuack and chased him down the glen!

Thursday 26th April – 4.31am, woke to Bruce cock a doodle doing! Wtf!

6.30am Bruce’s song was replaced by that of a Song Thrush, beautiful

Saturday 28th April – Beautiful but frosty and a covering of fresh snow on the hills.

Alistair in earlier tonight, so we headed off to the pub for tea.

Sunday 29th April – Cool start but beautiful & it soon warmed up.

Visitor sat out with Coffee enjoying the sunshine, when McDuck appeared off her nest and without warning, pretty much beat the hell out of Bruce the Cockerel! She soon had him literally pinned to the grass and was showing no mercy! I had to intervene with a stick, then Bruce turned on me! The visitor just sat drinking his coffee taking it all in!

1st May – Seriously, where is this year going to?!! May Gosling, but still no sign of Ducklings yet, surely can’t be long now? Though Muscovy do take 35 days.

2nd May – Another manic day and just as manic tomorrow. All will be revealed (Hopefully) at the weekend. It was a downpour last night and the river was in full flow this morning.

Looking out onto more new born lambs as I type this.

All in in all, it’s been a stressful couple of of weeks and the Tulloch menagerie are still running amok.

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McDucks Downy Nest

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Alistair & McQuack

Gravity …

Continuing on Saturday 14th, was just thinking about Bedfordshire, when we notice the outside light come on, there was a pussy cat visiting Tulloch. All I saw was it’s wee white paws. Barclay was beside himself!

Sunday 15th – And 2.10am wide awake, oh and cramp thrown in for good measure. WHAT? Was Loch building yesterday, does that not warrant a wee bit of extra sleep at least??! AND I had taken two sleep Gummies!

Struggled on throughout the day, but come 3pm I could do no more. Tonight I would move back into the marital bed after having a few nights in spare room. Don’t think it really matters where I sleep, I still struggle.

Monday 16th – Awoke at 4, but nae up til 5, this was good. Had woke earlier with a hand across my face, but Alistair said this was due to the fact he has been able to spread out the last couple of nights! Mixed weather, but milder at least. Great progress with the Gallery extension. I mounted prints for best part of the morning, then it was website work and hopefully getting SEO sorted.

Noticed McQuack spent most of the day swimming on Loch McBasil, which saying that Muscovy Ducks are different to other Ducks and usually don’t do ponds etc, am impressed. McDuck was late off the nest this evening for her break. She is doing ever so well, I’m counting down the days til Duckageddon, so she surely must be.

Woodpeckers, Wagtails & Siskins all very active.

Tuesday 17th – And up at silly o clock, laid in sunroom for a while listening to the rain on the roof, 5.30am, could feel sleep coming on, so away back to bed I went, Alistair would get up and Barclay would join me. And 15min later, ”twas no good, up again!

Still a downpour and we got wet in said downpour.

Exciting progress with the gallery extension today, an entrance has been cut through. Gives us a much better idea of the finished project. Whilst Jim, Dawid & I were stood admiring their work, main door crashed open and tame sheep ran amok through gallery!!

Delivery this afternoon and … did you heed my words and take shares out in insomnia industry?? I hope so, as the Gravity Blanket has arrived! So heavy, that Alistair had to carry it upstairs for me, but I have every faith in this product and it will be worth every penny if I get some decent sleep. *Watch This Space*

Duracell Poodle…

Woke and was nae in the best of moods! Was not helped by the Poodle, who in the following hour was in a destructive mood and destroyed a box of batteries, which I may add, Alistair had left lying around. Had a busy day ahead and morning coffee wasn’t doing its thing either! Was wondering how long it takes for ‘Inner Peace’ (See yesterday’s post) to kick in.

Made a start with ironing, only to see a flash of brown race past. The Poodle had now got my bra!

For Barclays next trick, he got a garden cane. It wasn’t even 8am yet and was proving to be a very long day already

even though it had been a beautiful daybreak, it was now snowing again.

Ryan with trailer arrived and it was time to start clearing sheds (More on this soon).

Grocery shop arrived pm, Including the Cherry Juice, Which after googling bedtime drinks, it was highly recommended. 10pm, I climbed the wooden hill, cherry juice in hand looking forward to my new improved sleep.

12.30am I was up! Obviously hadn’t drank enough Cherry juice, though my bladder said otherwise!

Busy day, gallery hive of activity this morning and in the afternoon Frame order arrived. Now can not move in the sunroom because of boxes and that is my weekend sorted.

Haven’t seen McDuck all day.

Friday pm, stepped out before bedtime and had a right Frog Chorus going on, then sensed movement, Barclay was agitated, called Alistair and got the torch, there near the door was one member of said chorus.

Got me Cherry Juice and headed to Bedfordshire.

3.30am! Wide awake! Tried to roll back over to sleep, but mind had already gone into overdrive and bladder wasn’t going to be outdone either, so up I get. Barclay followed too, which is actually quite comforting and I didn’t have to tiptoe around as much, as no guests in tonight.

Nothing like deciding to do some early morning baking to make you return to bed, so 4.30am that’s what I did

So today (Saturday 7th April) was overcast, but milder, no hat required. Gallery open, steady trickle of folk throughout the day. Made a start cleaning/hosing yard, 2hours it must have took and the stretchy expandable hosepipe has mind of its own, 3 times it got out of control, yes, I got soaked!

McDuck left her nest for 1/2hr break, so I got the chance to see to coop. Her nest is even more downy, am so impressed with her and was thinking, I could sleep in all that down.

Got Alan telephoned today and it was so good to catch up and meant to be I reckon. Have been having a think on work over these last couple of weeks and have sort of felt Dad has been nudging me in a certain direction, proved even more so with call to Alan, just what was needed and head bit clearer.

Ach, made mess up with grocery order, get recipe out for tonight’s stir fry and I ordered the wrong bloomin nuts! So 30min of my time was stood shelling n skinning Monkey Nuts, as I’ve nothing else to do what so ever!!!

French guests tonight seem lovely .

Frogs in the Snow …

Up 5.30ish and morning coffee was greeted with fresh snowfall and… I cocked my head to listen again, yes there it was, a Frog calling from the garden pond. Had seen spawn on the pond in the forest yesterday. Last couple of sleepless months must be catching up with me, as took myself back off to bed for an hour.
Back up and was soon faced with the tame sheep stuck in the poultry coop.

Early yesterday evening, McDuck left the coop for a stretch and feed, so that was the opportunity to get it cleaned out etc (I will not have disturbed) and awww, you should see her wee downy nest, am very optimistic and reckon she will be a good mother (Can’t believe thought she was a he and gay), anyhoo, tried discussing things with Alistair, that we need to be organised, nursery, feed etc and he said dinnae be counting the Ducks before they’ve hatched, as he doesn’t think there will be any! As said, I am optimistic!

Aromatherapy oils and bracelet arrived today. I began with wearing ‘inner peace’.

Inner Peace was short lived when I saw the Chucks had decided to wander out up the glen again!! Will be putting wire on the gates ASAP!!!

Spanish in the hoose tonight, apparently St Andrew’s was very cold today.
New stock for gallery due any minute, then tea, am famished!

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Why Did The Chickens Cross The Road …

Joyous news… McDuck was not egg bound and egg no4 is now in the nestbox, so the ole honey trick must have helped? Though, did hear some duck squeals early doors.

Nae so joyous, 2.15am and boing, wide awake!

27th – Duck egg no 5 is in the nesting box. Rain most of day.

28th – And Barclays latest trick is barking and chasing the Collared Doves out of the garden. I don’t ask why!

got a hen egg this morning.

Finally got print order finished and that’ll be 200+ to mount & more to frame when they arrive!

Then it was time to start tackling the Gallery! Big clean down, rearranging, new stock in etc. I WILL be ready for this Easter Weekend!!

Peter called by, good to see him as always and good to talk.

Totally forgot to have my scone on Sunday, so fed it to the Chucks today.

Tame Sheep accidentally ran into back of me today, sore ankle as I type

29th March – early doors was -8c. Got into gallery to continue restyle, so did Barclay, who pinched a felt Haggis and ran amok with it. Wee felt Haggis is no more!

30th March – Good Friday and nae up til 5am. Dad, you’ve been gone 2 months now, how!

How very apt that McDuck begins to sit her 8 eggs today. I am beyond excited

Easter on mine own, so writing it off and working.

Birds of the week have been Wagtails & Woodpeckers, more than last year. The Thrushes have ceased with their territorial calls.

Snow has returned on lower ground.

Took Barclay and I off for a walk in the forest. Wildlife conspicuous by its absence.

Returned home to see the pets running amok! Chickens were out in car park, by time I wrestle Barclay past tame sheep into hoose, chickens were heading up the glen! I had to stop traffic to drive the reluctant little sods back in! Still had walking boots on and am thinking Bruce doesn’t like Red, as he launched full scale attack on them and me!

Late afternoon, snowing again, was having 5 on sofa, all nice and quiet and suddenly Alexa says ‘Sorry I didn’t get that’.

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View of the hills

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View of Tulloch

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View of Boots

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View of Muddy Paws!!

 

Knock on Wood …

23rd March – Woke to hear rainfall, which continued all morning.

McDuck was Egg Bound again, but was NOT going to be caught! Eventually got her and got my second covering of projectile duck poo. Also learnt today was Friday, not Thursday!!

24th March – up at 4am. Eventually got coffee, watched day break, heard Peacocks call. Found a poor Siskin stuck in a bird feeder. McDuck egg bound again, but she sorted herself out today and I just swilled the yard! Hope her managing herself is a sign of improvement??

Began to sort the Gallery out today, obviously long overdue. Several visitors today too, so the plan for tomorrow is to crack on with it!

So, an hour less in bed tonight! Not that will make any difference to me at the moment!
Mon the light nights

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And looking out of the guest room window on Friday …